When liberals need submarines
Are you a hard-right, doctrinaire conservative? Do you have lots of money? Then I have the vacation for you. Freedom Cruise 2006 departs from Rome, Italy, this August. Yes, there will be lots of glorious Mediterranean scenery and food, but the highlight of this vacation of a lifetime will be the speakers. Feel your heart quicken as Oliver North, National Rifle Association president Wayne LaPierre, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, former U.S. Attorney General Ed Meese, and others reinforce your warped worldview and make you feel good about yourself and the Bush Administration you helped finance.
Topics include, "How to Win the Global War on Terror," "Defusing the Iranians," "Defending American Sovreignty," and of course, "The Bush Presidency." One-time convicted felon North (his conviction was later overturned on a technicality) who sold arms to the Iranians during the Reagan Administration to finance the Contra "freedom fighters" in Nicaragua should be particularly illuminating on the Iran question. I'm sure you'll get a fine explanation of why we're really winning the war in Iraq, and how the liberal press focuses only on the negative. Yes, join others in the virtuous 37 percent who still support the President and give back a little of your huge tax cuts to help "defeat the globalist agenda of Kofi Annan and his cronies at the United Nations."
I thought I'd seen it all, but obviously not.