On this last day of the year, I woke up with a nasty backache thanks to Elvis the cat.
He was howling outside the bedroom door at 3:30 a.m. so I let him in and he, of course, jumped into the bed and curled up by my legs. He has a nasty habit of nipping you if you deign to move your legs, so I ended up (my wife is away) in a weird diagonal position for the next three hours.
And then I recalled what happened yesterday: I accidentally sent my cellphone on a trip through the washing machine. I had been cooking some pie filling on the stove, stirred it a little too hard, and it splashed out onto my jeans. No burns, but a big mess, so I rushed up to change and tossed my jeans and shirt into the laundry basket. Then it was into the washer. I of course felt my pants pockets to make sure they were empty, but the phone had apparently slipped out when I tossed the jeans in the basket. I just grabbed everything up and shoved it in the washer. The phone was a total loss--the slightest bit of dampness kills a cellphone--but at least it's insured.
Am I glad 2007 is almost over? Yup. But I discovered a great New Year's song--Jimmy Buffett's "Changes in Latitutes, Changes in Attitudes." Check out the lyrics at the link and tell me that isn't the perfect song to sing along to at your New Year's party tonight. "Good times and riches and son of a bitches, I've seen more than I can recall..." Gotta love it. Beats "Auld Lang Syne" by a mile.
This is the 334th post on By The River since I began blogging in the spring of 2006. In November, I began subscribing to Google Analytics, a free service that tells you how many people are viewing your blog every day and where they come from. It's been quite interesting, to say the least. I had wondered some days whether anyone was reading it at all beyond the 4-5 regular readers who posted comments. It turns out I range between about 30 and 100 readers per day, with the average about 50.
They're from all 50 states (North Dakota took awhile, but West Fargo finally checked in) and as many foreign countries. Some of them spend a good bit of time on the site reading more than just the current post. Here are the past month's most serious visitors, or rather where they come from:
1. Wausau, Wisconsin. Up in the north woods. Four pages, 37.30 minutes.
2. Dubai, United Arab Emirates. What else can you do in Dubai? Two pages, 18:30 minutes.
3. Perth, Australia. You should be out swimming, but watch out for box jellyfish. Two pages, 18:04 minutes.
4. Thomasville, Ga. No clue what goes on there. Six pages, 17:03 minutes.
5. Yorba Linda, California. Get back in your grave, Richard Nixon! I only mentioned you a few times. Fourteen pages, 15:47 minutes.
6. Brodheadsville, Pa. I get more visitors from Pennsylvania than any other state. Four pages, 14:04 minutes.
7. Shreveport, La. Isn't this where the distinguished Spears family is from? Five pages, 12:02 minutes.
8. Soignier, Belgium. Your guess is as good as minue. Two pages, 10:51 minutes.
9. Safety Harbor, Florida. The marlin are running. Five pages, 9:11 minutes.
10. Harrison, Arkansas. Up in the Ozarks. Probably read my Huckabee stuff. Two pages, 8:53 minutes.
I truly do get readers from all over the world. Some of the other places that checked in more than just briefly were Calgary, Alberta, Moosejaw, Saskatchewan, Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Pontypridd, Wales, Belfast, Northern Ireland, Slough, U.K.--setting for the original BBC version of, "The Office"--Leighton Buzzard, England, Heidelberg, Leipzig, and Berlin, Germany, Anjouleme, France, Monreale, Sicily, Tampere and Kuopio, Finland, Nykobing, Denmark, Stockholm, Sweden, Gdansk, Poland, Prague, Czech Republic, Durban, South Africa, Pune, India, and Ipoh, Malaysia.
And a special thanks to my most regular of readers: Mareike in Los Angeles, Phil in Ithaca, N.Y., Elena in Charlotte, N.C., and Jim, in Point Pleasant Beach, N.J.
I hope you all have a happy and safe New Year. We'll be heading to a party at Jeff and Julia Duthie's house in Shipoke tonight, which is a quick walk around the corner.