Not the Onion, pt. 2
"Court allows suspected terrorist to name son Jihad."
You just can't make this stuff up. A word of background: Germany won't allow you to name your kid just any old thing. "Moon Unit" or "Dweezil" (the children of the late musician Frank Zappa) wouldn't fly there. That's why this dispute ended up in court.
Little Jihad has a great future, I'm sure.